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It's A Joke - Robodene - 24-05-2024
It's A Joke - Robodene - 24-05-2024
A kid says to his father, "Well I've got some good news and some bad news." The father asks, "What's the good news?" Kid replies, "I just drove to the supermarket and I'm happy to tell you that the airbag works great."
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 24-05-2024
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It's A Joke - Catteeclan - 25-05-2024
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It's A Joke - dablik - 25-05-2024
 It's A Joke - Rallyist - 25-05-2024
 It's A Joke - Joe90 - 08-06-2024
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It's A Joke - Catteeclan - 08-06-2024
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It's A Joke - dablik - 09-06-2024
 It's A Joke - Studley Ramrod - 11-06-2024
 It's A Joke - marko67 - 14-06-2024
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It's A Joke - Gdog - 15-06-2024
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It's A Joke - marko67 - 10-07-2024
A bloke buys a talking centipede for $5000 and takes it home in a small box.
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After an hour at home he opens the box and asks the centipede if it wants to go to the pub for a pint but no answer.
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He asks again, a bit louder, no answer.
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Thinking he's been ripped off he shouts at the box, "Do you want to go for a pint?"
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At this the centipede sticks his head out the box and says angrily " I heard you the first time, I'm putting my bloody shoes on!"
It's A Joke - Robodene - 11-07-2024
It's A Joke - marko67 - 18-07-2024
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant.
Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere.
Obi-Wan finally snaps, "Use the forks, Luke.
It's A Joke - marko67 - 24-07-2024
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It's A Joke - Snowbird - 24-07-2024
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It's A Joke - Gdog - 15-08-2024
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It's A Joke - Robodene - 15-08-2024
It's A Joke - marko67 - 21-08-2024
"Darling, what are these two ruptured condoms doing on the sofa?"
Wife replies "Do you think you can call our children by their correct names?"