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It's A Joke - drewpy - 18-08-2023
My wife told me I had to stop impersonating a flamingo....so I had to put my foot down
It's A Joke - alanfavell - 19-08-2023
My Postie is always pushing the envelope....
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 03-12-2023
How many fingers am I holding up asked the doctor.
Strangest prostate exam ever!
It's A Joke - alanfavell - 03-12-2023
I'm asking for a vote of support for my campaign against glove puppets on TV. Let's have a show of hands.
It's A Joke - drewpy - 04-12-2023
Since the temperature dropped and the snow has been falling, my wife has been constantly looking through the window.
If she keeps doing this, Iâll eventually have to let her in
It's A Joke - drewpy - 16-12-2023
Tampax is bringing out a new tampon. they have replaced the string with a piece of coloured tinsel.... it's being released for the christmas period.
It's A Joke - marko67 - 31-12-2023
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles and now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
It's A Joke - marko67 - 29-02-2024
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
It's A Joke - danielcarway - 03-03-2024
I used to go out with a girl who was obsessed with counting. I often wonder what she's up to now.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 03-03-2024
Lolzio
It's A Joke - marko67 - 31-03-2024
I went to a fancy dress party and the host said, "What have you come as?â
I said, A Harp"
He said, "Youâre too small to be a Harp".
I said, âAre you calling me a Lyre?â
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I nodded off over an Indian meal last night.
I was asleep as soon as my head touched the pilau.
It's A Joke - Studley Ramrod - 11-04-2024
lol
It's A Joke - Robodene - 12-04-2024
It's A Joke - drewpy - 13-04-2024
I went to Chester Zoo yesterday and saw a piece of toast in a cage.
<div style="font-family:inherit;">The keeper said it was bread in captivity.
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I was happily watching the Bermuda Philharmonic orchestra, when the guy on the triangle disappeared
It's A Joke - dapleb - 13-04-2024
Lolzio
It's A Joke - marko67 - 06-05-2024
Quote:An American, a Brit, a Canadian, a Dane, an Ethiopian, a Frenchman, a Greek, a Haitian, an Irishman, a Jew, a Kiwi, a Lithuanian, a Mongolian, a Nigerian, an Omani, a Peruvian, a Qatari, a Roman, a Scotsman, a Uruguayan, a Venezuelan, a Western Saharan, a Yemeni, and a Zimbabwean casually get inline for a swanky night club.
The doorman says, <i>"I'</i><i>m sorry, but I can't let you in without a Thai."</i>
It's A Joke - curlylegend - 06-05-2024
  It's A Joke - Studley Ramrod - 08-05-2024
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It's A Joke - Gdog - 14-05-2024
Trivia :-
Did you know the inventor of the Big Wheel and the designer of the Carrousel never actually met in person ?
They moved in different circles !! ðð
It's A Joke - marko67 - 24-05-2024
What did the non-binary Gold Prospector say?
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"They dug up a fortune in them / their hills".