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It's A Joke - dablik - 09-03-2022
top marks :good:It's A Joke - alanfavell - 09-03-2022
I got 7 C's in my school exams so aye became a pirate
It's A Joke - dapleb - 10-03-2022
When I moved into my igloo my friends threw me a house warming party.
Now I'm homeless!
It's A Joke - ChrisG - 10-03-2022
I contacted the spiritual leader of Tibet. He sent me a big sheep with a long neck. Turned out I'd called dial-a-lama.
It's A Joke - Studley Ramrod - 12-03-2022
My star sign is Pyrex. I was a test-tube baby.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 12-03-2022
What do you call a bedpan in Russia?
A Poo-tin.
It's A Joke - Studley Ramrod - 13-03-2022
It's A Joke - dablik - 13-03-2022
Class :rotflmmfao:
It's A Joke - dapleb - 13-03-2022
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 15-03-2022
An elderly couple is in church.
The wife says to the husband "I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?".
The husband says "change the battery in your hearing aid".
It's A Joke - Studley Ramrod - 15-03-2022
It's A Joke - dapleb - 17-03-2022
Thinking of having me ashes stored in a glass urn....
Remains to be seen.
It's A Joke - dablik - 17-03-2022
It's A Joke - Studley Ramrod - 17-03-2022
It's A Joke - dapleb - 18-03-2022
My wife tells me I have 2 major faults.
I don't listen...and ... something else..
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 18-03-2022
Jokes threads work better this way I recon.
It's A Joke - alanfavell - 19-03-2022
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It's A Joke - dapleb - 19-03-2022
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
It's A Joke - dablik - 19-03-2022
 okay now i'm convinced you either have a book of jokes in the loo or you've saved all the xmas cracker jokes 
It's A Joke - dapleb - 20-03-2022
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated.
She made an appointment for me on Tuesday!
Me mate Trampboy keeps sending em dunno where he's gettin em from