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It's A Joke - alanfavell - 03-12-2022
Found the secret to making a woman go MmmmmmnnmmmMMmmmnnmmmmMMM all night
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Duct tape
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Edited because I missed out a mmm
It's A Joke - dablik - 03-12-2022
It's A Joke - marko67 - 03-12-2022
My girlfriend had just put on her new dress after a shower, she asked me with a cheeky smile "does my bum look big in this?"
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Well, I said, to be fair, it is a small bathroom.
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 04-12-2022
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It's A Joke - dapleb - 04-12-2022
My wife is leaving me because I'm beginning to go bald.
I don't mind it's hair loss.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 06-12-2022
I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden.
I realised I had gone way off course as soon as i crossed the Finnish line.
It's A Joke - ChrisG - 06-12-2022
Several people have been injured in a crush in a doorway at a museum in Bilbao.
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You shouldn't put all your Basques in one exit!
It's A Joke - dapleb - 07-12-2022
Lolzio
What drug should a dinosaur never take?
A steroid
It's A Joke - agrantg - 07-12-2022
Nothing is built in the UK these days. I just bought a tv and it said "Built in antenna"........................................................I don't even know where that is.
It's A Joke - bondy - 09-12-2022
A Jack Russell and a Great Dane were sitting in the waiting room at the vets. The Great Dane say's to the Jack Russell, what are you here for. Jack Russel say's I keep biting the posty so they have to put me down, that's shit says the Great Dane. So what you here for says the jack russell, oh says the great dane my owners Mrs was bending down and loading the washing machine and I couldn't myself so jumped on her back and gave her a good rodgering. Fuck me says the jack russell so your getting put down as well, oh no she's getting me claws clipped.
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It's cold out, I'll get me coat.
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 11-12-2022
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It's A Joke - Snowbird - 11-12-2022
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It's A Joke - ChrisG - 12-12-2022
I said to my Mrs "You've wrapped so many presents now you must be able to do it with your eyes closed"
She laughed and said she probably could.
I said "Great, I'll go and get yours"
It's A Joke - dapleb - 12-12-2022
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi?
It's A Joke - dapleb - 13-12-2022
Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?
He only eats Brians.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 15-12-2022
Just read an interesting fact. Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.... Broco Lee
It's A Joke - marko67 - 15-12-2022
I received an e-mail from the AA today explaining how to read maps backwards.
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Turns out it was spam.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 16-12-2022
When my wife is depressed I let her colour in my tattoos.
She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
It's A Joke - alanfavell - 16-12-2022
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It's A Joke - Snowbird - 16-12-2022
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