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It's A Joke - dapleb - 28-09-2022
A weasel walks into a bar.
The barman says "wow I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?".
"Pop" goes the weasel.
It's A Joke - waynedear - 02-10-2022
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It's A Joke - waynedear - 02-10-2022
Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste?
It's A Joke - dapleb - 07-10-2022
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you can't run!
It's A Joke - dapleb - 08-10-2022
What's the hardest thing about being a cross eyed teacher?
Controlling your pupils.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 12-10-2022
The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the prime minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 13-10-2022
I've just deleted all the German names off my second hand iPhone.
It's Hans free now.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 15-10-2022
What do you call sweaty boobs?
Humidititties.
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 20-10-2022
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It's A Joke - dapleb - 21-10-2022
Went for a job interview at IKEA today.
The manager said "come in, make a seat".
It's A Joke - dapleb - 23-10-2022
I for one like Roman numerals.
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I can't remember how to write 1,1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
IM LIVID
It's A Joke - marko67 - 29-10-2022
Quote:I for one like Roman numerals.I was going to post something a bit crass and opened the thread to read this.
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I can't remember how to write 1,1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
IM LIVID
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A'll post it tomorrow.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 30-10-2022
What's the difference between black eyed peas and chick peas?
Black eyes peas can sing us a song.
Chick peas can hummus one
It's A Joke - madmopedracer - 30-10-2022
Now that the clocks have gone back, Iâve put up a marquee in my garden with flashing lights and funky music.
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Is this the winter of my disco tent?
It's A Joke - alanfavell - 31-10-2022
I went for a job at the abacus factory, but I found it counterproductive.
Is it still t-shirt weather???
It's A Joke - dapleb - 01-11-2022
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 01-11-2022
Didn't get any trick or treaters visit last night despite putting out a pumpkin.
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It's A Joke - marko67 - 03-11-2022
I just told my girlfriend she had painted her eyebrows on too high.
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She looked surprised..
It's A Joke - dapleb - 03-11-2022
I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if i accept cookies...... Is this a truck question?
It's A Joke - dapleb - 05-11-2022
Did you hear about the optician who made the biggest pair of glasses in the world?
It was a huge spectacle.