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It's A Joke - dapleb - 25-08-2022
Who can drink 5 litres of petrol and not get sick.... Jerry can
It's A Joke - dapleb - 29-08-2022
I am starting a business to teach short people maths.
It's called making the little things count.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 03-09-2022
What does a tapeworm have in common with the Eiffel tower?
They are both Paris sites.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 04-09-2022
There was a big moron and a little moron sitting on a fence. The big moron fell off, why?
Because the little moron was a little more on.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 05-09-2022
I just invented a telepathically controlled air freshener.
Makes scents when you think about it.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 08-09-2022
Where do rainbows go when they're bad?
Prism. It's a light sentence.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 10-09-2022
What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colours anymore?
A reptile dysfunction
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 10-09-2022
I thought that was when ya knob keeps changing color.
It's A Joke - Studley Ramrod - 14-09-2022
Quote:What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colours anymore?
A reptile dysfunction
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 16-09-2022
Quote of the day.
"Don't believe what you read on the Internet "
Benjamin Franklin
It's A Joke - dapleb - 17-09-2022
My wife wants me to blow air on her whenever she overheats......but honestly.....I'm not a fan.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 19-09-2022
I taught my pet wolf to meditate...now he's aware wolf.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 20-09-2022
What do call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad?
A faux Pa.
It's A Joke - ChrisG - 21-09-2022
My wife says I spend too much time on the internet and if she sees me on a computer again today she'll hit me with the keyboard.
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It's A Joke - dapleb - 24-09-2022
I've started telling people about the benefits of dried grapes,...... it's all about raisin awareness.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 25-09-2022
My wife rearranged the labels on my spice rack.
I haven't confronted her yet but the thyme is cumin.
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 25-09-2022
69% of people find something dirty in everything they read.
Chatted up a gypsy girl last night, she eventually said cone back to my place and I'll show you a good time.
She weren't kidding, went on the waltzer, the dodgems, helter-skelter and won a goldfish.
It's A Joke - ChrisG - 26-09-2022
My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus, I was shocked, appalled, dismayed and stunned.
It's A Joke - ChrisG - 26-09-2022
Nicked from AlunL...
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My old man used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more"
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Lovely bloke, terrible anesthetist.
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 26-09-2022
Quote:Nicked from AlunL...:rotflmmfao:
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My old man used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more"
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Lovely bloke, terrible anesthetist.