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It's A Joke - dapleb - 02-07-2022
I bought a dog off a blacksmith today and as soon as I got home it made a bolt for the door.
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 02-07-2022
My wife accidently swallowed one of my suppositories and nearly choked.
Now I'm going to have to insert another one.....
It's A Joke - drewpy - 02-07-2022
A Lorry carrying Multi Purpose Cleaner has overturned on the Motorway.
<div style="font-family:inherit;">Locals say its the worst case of Flash Flooding that they've ever seen.
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It's A Joke - dablik - 02-07-2022
An Irishman walks out of a bar
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STOP LAUGHING
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It could happen !
It's A Joke - dapleb - 03-07-2022
I recently joined a nudist colony. The first few days were the hardest.
It's A Joke - dablik - 03-07-2022
You been on the Sildenafil dapsÂ
It's A Joke - peter-may - 03-07-2022
Been knocking those tent pegs in...
It's A Joke - Studley Ramrod - 03-07-2022
lol
It's A Joke - dapleb - 04-07-2022
I had to Google that.... Says it lasts 4 hours.... What would I do for the other three hours 59mins.....and 45 seconds!
My girlfriend has rubbish mobile service
Eight days ago she said *we're breaking up" the call ended and it's gone straight to voicemail ever since.
It's A Joke - Studley Ramrod - 04-07-2022
Quote:I had to Google that.... Says it lasts 4 hours.... What would I do for the other three hours 59mins.....and 45 seconds!Â
My girlfriend has rubbish mobile service
Eight days ago she said *we're breaking up" the call ended and it's gone straight to voicemail ever since.
lol. Be trying to piss in the loo without doing a headstand
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It's A Joke - dapleb - 05-07-2022
Lolzio.
My wife gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.
So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's sangria than ever.
It's A Joke - waynedear - 06-07-2022
First time I had sex, didnât have a clue, my sister said I had to wear a condom, dopey me put it on inside out, I didnât know if I was coming or going.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 06-07-2022
My girlfriend poked me in the eyes.....so I stopped seeing her for a while.
It's A Joke - alanfavell - 07-07-2022
Quote:First time I had sex, didnât have a clue, my sister said I had to wear a condom, dopey me put it on inside out, I didnât know if I was coming or going.Â
A Liverpool family putting the fun in dysfunctional :punishment:
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 07-07-2022
A man broke into my house last night looking for money.
So I got out of bed and started to look with him.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 08-07-2022
What do you call it when you mix alcohol with American literature?
Tequila mockingbird
It's A Joke - dapleb - 09-07-2022
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
It's A Joke - dapleb - 09-07-2022
Quote:What happens if someone slaps you at high frequency?
It hertz!
What happens when someone slaps you a million times per second?
It mega hertz
It's A Joke - dapleb - 10-07-2022
10 years ago I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me.....
All three said "no"!
It's A Joke - waynedear - 16-07-2022
Quote:ÂHow very dare you, Iâm from Blackpool.
A Liverpool family putting the fun in dysfunctional :punishment: