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It's A Joke - dapleb - 04-03-2022
My favourite teacher at skoo was Mrs Turtle
Funny name but she tortoise well.
It's A Joke - Studley Ramrod - 05-03-2022
It's A Joke - dapleb - 05-03-2022
What did the drummer call his two daughters?
Anna One, Anna two.
It's A Joke - Catteeclan - 05-03-2022
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It's A Joke - dablik - 05-03-2022
It's A Joke - dapleb - 06-03-2022
I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anaesthetic.
He said "sure, knock yourself out".
It's A Joke - dapleb - 07-03-2022
I went to the local video store and asked to borrow Batman Forever,
They said "no you'll have to bring it back tomorrow".
It's A Joke - alanfavell - 07-03-2022
I have a fear of speed humps - but I'm getting over it
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 07-03-2022
I joined the local rotary club but had to leave.
It made me too dizzy.
It's A Joke - alanfavell - 07-03-2022
I was wondering why the frizbee was getting bigger, then it struck me.....
It's A Joke - dapleb - 07-03-2022
"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle", he moped.
It's A Joke - ChrisG - 07-03-2022
My aunt Marge has been ill for ages. I can't believe she's not better.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 07-03-2022
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know but their flag is a big plus.
It's A Joke - peter-may - 07-03-2022
My penis was in the Guinness book of records.
I was banned from the library.
It's A Joke - alanfavell - 08-03-2022
I'm going to take my rubbish to the tip...
just putting it out there
It's A Joke - Rallyist - 08-03-2022
Donât you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
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I do.
It's A Joke - Studley Ramrod - 09-03-2022
All good, keep 'em coming.It's A Joke - ChrisG - 09-03-2022
My parents made a lot of sacrifices to put me through university. They're druids.
It's A Joke - Rallyist - 09-03-2022
bloke came into my shop and said, âWhy is your exit sign flickering on and off?â
I said, âItâs on the way out.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 09-03-2022
I lost lots of weight just wearing bread on my head.
It's a new loaf hat diet I'm trying.