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You Know You're A Biker When - Guest - 29-06-2010
This will be posted on another forum but I thought this would be the best place to get the answers.
Feel free to post all funny, serious, rude or just downright obscure replies.
To get the ball rolling I have.
You Know You're A Biker When
The bugs in your teeth start tasting good
or
It's pouring with rain,, only 4 degrees outside & you still ride the bike to work just cos its fun to ride..
almost nothing on your new bike is stock and almost everything on your
vintage bike is.
If you think a grease rag and a hankie are one and the same.
You think leather is for protection NOT fashion.
You Know You're A Biker When - marko67 - 30-06-2010
When it takes longer to get your gear on & off than the journey takes
the smell of castrol r makes your brain release endorphins
you can tell what kind of bike it is before you see it
you always check other bikes chicken strips
your bike is mint, your car is knackered
you have an indecent collection of long johns
you waste time doing things like this [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
You Know You're A Biker When - Guest - 30-06-2010
When you rebuild your bike in your dining room, over the winter.
When you don't even own a car.
You Know You're A Biker When - steveearwig - 30-06-2010
you check the weather forecast before you check the traffic news.
you find yourself leaning into corners... in your car.
You Know You're A Biker When - catsbum - 30-06-2010
When you move a fridge into your garage, along with decent music system and TV [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif[/img]
You Know You're A Biker When - dmmsta - 30-06-2010
when you keep emailing TomTom to develop a "twisty-est route" option for calculating journeys out.
You Know You're A Biker When - Lagotete - 30-06-2010
you have finally understood that it is no use trying to scratch your head through your helmet
You Know You're A Biker When - TDMick - 30-06-2010
When you know why a dog hangs his head out of a car window
You Know You're A Biker When - marko67 - 01-07-2010
<!--quoteo(post=168327:date=Thu 1st Jul 2010, 12:37 AM:name=TDMick)-->QUOTE(TDMick @ Thu 1st Jul 2010, 12:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->When you know why a dog hangs his head out of a car window<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/clapping.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
You Know You're A Biker When - Guest - 01-07-2010
<!--quoteo(post=168181:date=Wed 30th Jun 2010, 07:45 AM:name=CatsBum)-->QUOTE(CatsBum @ Wed 30th Jun 2010, 07:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->When you move a fridge into your garage, along with decent music system and TV [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif[/img]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Got all that - I must be a biker then lol
You Know You're A Biker When - Guest - 01-07-2010
You know you're a British biker when....
You and your riding mates blow past the pub and head straight for the cake shop.
You Know You're A Biker When - jollygiant - 01-07-2010
When the flooring in your garage is better quality than your kitchen!!
You Know You're A Biker When - masterbrewer - 01-07-2010
<!--quoteo(post=168334:date=Thu 1st Jul 2010, 05:44 PM:name=LDRider)-->QUOTE(LDRider @ Thu 1st Jul 2010, 05:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->You know you're a British biker when....
You and your riding mates blow past the pub and head straight for the cake shop.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rotflmmfao.gif[/img]
Errrr ..... cake shop? ..... pub? ... mmmmm [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/doubtfull.gif[/img] ....... was that ya say: cakeshop? ..... pub? ............ [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif[/img]
.... let me drink on dat one ! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/drinks.gif[/img]
You Know You're A Biker When - newstu - 01-07-2010
you wince when you see potholes, even though you are driving and they are on the other side of the road
you are on holiday abroad and meet a total stranger who lives locally to you and you have a conversation about drain cover locations (mea culpa!)
the smell of Putoline gives you a semi
you leave Santa Claus a letter and its all part numbers
You Know You're A Biker When - andysymmons - 01-07-2010
Did someone mention cake?
You Know You're A Biker When - amarko5 - 01-07-2010
When your sitting in a car or on a bus and wave and nod at passing bikers [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
You Know You're A Biker When - peterkelly - 01-07-2010
<!--quoteo(post=168334:date=Thu 1st Jul 2010, 08:14 AM:name=LDRider)-->QUOTE(LDRider @ Thu 1st Jul 2010, 08:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->You know you're a <b>British bike</b>r when....<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
although severely limited in mechanical skills, you still have to carry an ex-army haversack full of hammer, pliers, bailing wire, insulating tape, whitworth spanners, more insulating tape, emery paper, and a pint of castrol GTX.............
Pete
(sorry - this of course does not apply to modern british bikes)
You Know You're A Biker When - Guest - 01-07-2010
When you're saving up for one of these...
http://www.gizmag.com/ebay-tron-lightcycle/15590/
You Know You're A Biker When - SelinaXT - 01-07-2010
You know you're a British Biker when....
In winter the settee in your front room is inaccessible due to the XT600X and TDM900 hogging all the floor space while the winter steeds take the brunt of the weather and road salt.... this is *probably* only bikers who don't have garages.
You Know You're A Biker When - andysymmons - 01-07-2010
Stormy had a garage and still kept the Ducati in the living room so it dint get cold [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]